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Nelson Muntz

• If no one gets mad, are you really being bad?
  Postcards from the Wedge (#21.14) (2010)

• You wrecked Hitler's car!
  What'd he ever do to you?
  Bart Carny (#9.12) (1998)

• Shoplifting is victimless crime.
  Like punching someone in the dark.
  Marge Be Not Proud (#7.11) (1995)

• Running away rules!
• Hard to believe [an ostrich egg] came out of some animal's butt. It's beautiful in it's own way.
The DeBarted (#19.13) (2008)

• Bart: I learned that killing a nerd is not as cool as it sounds.
• Nelson: There's just one more thing... [turns to camera] You folks have a good night.
  Dial 'N' for Nerder (#19.14) (2008)

• Bart: Gentlemen, this fort is now complete, and will last forever.
• Milhouse: Not even the Nazis can get in here.
• Nelson: I thought we were the Nazis.
  Pulpit Friction (#24.18) (2013)

• Kevin the Blind Boy: Nelson, now that the ban has been lifted, let me touch your face so that I can see how you really are. [Feels Nelson's face] Hey, I said your face, not your butt.
• Nelson: Aw, you're comfortable enough to mock me. [Punches Kevin] That's for mocking me!
• Kevin: Nelson, your punch has restored my vision! I can see again!
• Nelson: Really?
• Kevin: Ha-ha!
• Nelson: The student has become the master.
  Stealing First Base (#21.15) (2010)

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