Running away rules!
Hard to believe [an ostrich egg] came out of some animal's butt. It's beautiful in it's own way.
The DeBarted (#19.13) (2008)
- Bart: I learned that killing a nerd is not as cool as it sounds.
- Nelson: There's just one more thing... [turns to camera] You folks have a good night.
Dial 'N' for Nerder (#19.14) (2008)
- Bart: Gentlemen, this fort is now complete, and will last forever.
- Milhouse: Not even the Nazis can get in here.
- Nelson: I thought we were the Nazis.
Pulpit Friction (#24.18) (2013)
- Kevin the Blind Boy: Nelson, now that the ban has been lifted, let me touch your face so that I can see how you really are. [Feels Nelson's face] Hey, I said your face, not your butt.
- Nelson: Aw, you're comfortable enough to mock me. [Punches Kevin] That's for mocking me!
- Kevin: Nelson, your punch has restored my vision! I can see again!
- Nelson: Really?
- Kevin: Ha-ha!
- Nelson: The student has become the master.
Stealing First Base (#21.15) (2010)